Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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