I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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