She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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