I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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