So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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