Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just pee around me
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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