I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
