i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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