Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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