Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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