it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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