Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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