I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
