Don't you send me to vm
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
did you just send me my own nude
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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