So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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