Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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