Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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