i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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