Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
My pussy is not your playground.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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