at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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