he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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