I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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