no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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