i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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