I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This baby is an asshole
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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