New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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