So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize