i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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