On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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