i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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