There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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