he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
