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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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