Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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