I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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