She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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Goodbee
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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