She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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