i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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