He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I love you. Go after that dick
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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