You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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