Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
we should paint friendship bongs
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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