were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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