he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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