i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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