Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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