How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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