I love having hate sex.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He better not be in your backpack
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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