Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
PANTIES FOUND
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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