Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
