is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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