Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Randomize
