I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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