so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this beer tastes like vomit already
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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