Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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