hell yes lets make some ravioli
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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